Doweling Rebar with Glue?

“Are you aware that I am rubber, and you are glue, and whatever you say to me bounces off, of me, and sticks to you? So put that in your, back pocket.” ~ Mary Katherine Gallagher (SNL): The Big Bang Theory (2007) [Leonard’s mother Beverly, a neuroscientist and psychiatrist, is visiting] Sheldon Cooper: Your mother…

Just Screw It

Richard Vernon: You’re not fooling anyone, Bender. The next screw that falls out will be you! Breakfast Club (1985) Joke: Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None of your damn business! Baby Get your Head Screwed On, Cat Stevens, 1966 “Well if you’re feeling low, take…